I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my luck
• It must just be my imagination
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I just saw the other day at here the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

You Won't Trust This!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

Is This Really Happening?!

It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.

I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

I Can't Even!

My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.

• It's unreal
• No joke
• I need to document this

I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps ask someone else for help?